The Vaccine is finally here! We have cracked the code. Summoned the demons. Trekked to the corners of the earth. And created the Vaccine. This organic, free range, all natural, gluten free, vegan cigar has successfully passed clinical trials and double blind studies. Well, not medical trials and studies but there have been trials and studies done.
- Tired of work? Enjoy a Vaccine
- Wife wont stop nagging? Enjoy a Vaccine
- Jody is on the loose? Enjoy a Vaccine
- Stuck in a Quarantine state? Enjoy a Vaccine
- Living a lavish lifestyle with your stimulus check? Enjoy a Vaccine
The Warfighter Vaccine uses the finest Nicaraguan fillers and a Nicaraguan binder with a Brazilian Mata Fina wrapper. Only available in a 5x50. This is a small batch, one time run. Once they are gone, they are gone.
The Warfighter Vaccine is a medium bodied cigar.
WARNING: This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
Side affects may include: Susceptibility to mind control by nefarious forces, alternate realities that don’t remain quite so alternate, blue-tinged vision, some mutation, ability to see the future, universe-altering megalomania, telekinesis. Not recommended for expectant mothers; may cause pyromania in gestational children, brain hemisphere separation, development of alternate personalities that aren’t aware of one another, moderate-to-severe zombie-ism and anal leakage. While none of these have ever happen to a single person ever, we thought they were funny.